My Wife....

My wife's going to the Windward Islands

Jamaica ?

Yes

My wife's going to Indonesia

Jakarta ?

Yes

My wife's going to an Italian sea-port

Genoa ?

Yes

My wife's going to Upper Egypt

Luxor ?

Yes, but the cream is helping

My wife is doing Morris Dancing at a village in the Norfolk Broads

Worlingham ?

Yes

My wife is staying by the Nile, dressed as a large white bird

Aswan ?

Yes

My wife is visiting a relative on the French Riviera

Nice ?

No, her second cousin