Great Minds Think Alike

I was helping out at a friend's Bar Mitzvah in the late 1980s when i spotted Noel Edmonds heading towards the buffet.

I offered him two plates of salmon canapes...one with garnish, one without.

I said to him "Dill or no Dill ?"

He looked as if he had seen a ghost and dashed out to the nearest phonebox.... the rest is history !!