Pastoral

In Borsetshire
Farmers do their
Best to maintain
Jolly tum ti tum ti
Tum ti tum lifestyles
With a pint of Shires
At the Bull where Joe
Grundy is pulling a
Fast one and the
Young folk
With odd names
Like Fallon do not
Riot much
At Brook Farm
Plans are made
To keep the cows
Indoors with
Zero grazing
A bad idea
If you ask me
At Grey Gables
Caroline decides
To hold a seance
To look up Nigel
Here comes Linda
To organise things
Tum
Oh Elizabeth
Ti
Oh Shula
Tum
Oh John
Ti
Oh Kenton
Tum
Oh Eddie
Ti
Oi Clarrie
Tum
Look out Nigel