Kelp is the new dulse ladies
Accessorize your spring outfits
With a stylish sea urchin hat
Or a mermaid's purse purse
Why not try Davy Jones' latest
Collection ranging from a natty
Bladderwrack bikini to a daring
Evening gown made from two
Stingrays and studded with limpets ?
Feeling adventurous ? FF5 have released
Their stunning collection of pearl eyeballs...
The £5080 price tag includes the simple operation
Needed to install these delightful
Next year they hope to provide
Real coral bone transplants ~
Ding dong !!