In the Castle: Afternoon

Voluptua that outfit is unsuitable for this afternoon
But Mama lots of the other guides will be wearing coconuts
Here child this is one of my siren suits
It is stylish and yet modest at the same time
But Mama i am not Winston Churchill
And here are your grandfather's flying boots
Mama i shall need a hat in case it rains
Great Uncle Edwin's solar topee will do
You look marvellous Voluptua
I hate you Mama
Now step up into the diligence
We can tarry no longer
That man from Blue Peter is opening the fête
And I want him to autograph my bosoms
Coachman do not spare the horses